ROT & ROLL

☆MEL☆ ♈ | 22 | NYC | Wierdo

impossblerose:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cephalotodd:

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

THIS PERSON HAS NEVER HEARD OF SLUSH

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THAT “beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale” IMMEDIATELY TURNS TO GREY SLUDGE FROM HELL THE MOMENT IT HITS THE FUCKING GROUND. 

AND YES WE HAVE HEARD OF MUD, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SNOW MUD?!?!?! 

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(via flordecalabaza)

petalinelips:

S H O P • S A L E

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Hey! Uzumaki back patches and t-shirts are on sale in my shop, up to 40% discount. Sale ends January 5, no coupon needed.

Etsy

Storenvy

stump-chunkman:
“ bluntcrusher:
“ odyssey420:
“Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844
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haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake
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this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844
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cityofbone:

since my gay ass loves space, i decided to take this buzzfeed quiz that determines which planet matches your personality. tag your results and zodiac sign. i’m a gemini and i got venus!

(via softjoy)

S H O P • S A L E

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Hey! Uzumaki back patches and t-shirts are on sale in my shop, up to 40% discount. Sale ends January 5, no coupon needed.

Etsy

Storenvy